Saturday, February 7, 2009

Homemade Saxofon From Paper

his leg! Use his leg! Use his leg!


Randy "The Ram" Robinson is American wrestling legend. Spent his whole life in the ring, amid cries of the audience cheering. Great build, dyed blond model. The best year is behind us. Now, tired of life, destroyed by anabolics and lifestyles fights for every penny in rented gyms for those few fans who still remember the distant days of his glory.


Darren Aronofsky has had a well-received by audiences movies, so the expectations for his latest film were very high. Some certainly are disappointed because the wrestler is a film completely different from his previous accomplishments. However, I think the vast majority of its fans discovered something new in his works.


Wrestler is a film przegadanym little, a little boring, too stylized to the document. The Wrestler is as shown in the life of Randy. It is sad and gives food for thought. Really weird to write about this film that is wonderful, great and amazing, and this is an extra written and played super heroes. Actually, one hero.


This image is definitely a theater actor - Mickey Rourke. He partnered with Marisa Tomei, who stars as Cassidy - exotic dancers with his favorite club go-go, while a woman in which is love. Rourke is likely (or at least with all my heart that I wish him) won the Oscar for the role of Best Actor. Mickey, who to his credit he had been acting very significant roles, he played most of the thugs and some minor roles, the rest could develop wings. It was his come back from the abyss, I dare say that if not for this role, he could either retire, or finish as Segal, Van Dame or Hauer. Although I do not know if Rourke has at least a little skill Hauer'a.


Thursday, January 1, 2009

How To Suck Your Own Dick Easily Fat

summary of 2008

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tradition that usually begin entry of sentences like "I did not write anything long." This time, do not write. I will start the New Year's provisions:

The new 2009 year I can not write regularly, but often.

2008 was one year old in my performance very cultured so if I can express. Countless read comic books, 23 visits to the cinema and watched movies Terabytes at home, 14 books read and visit, after a two year break, the IFW. New equipment allowing viewing movies at home is a guarantee of a visual orgasm. Has happened, I only wish that I had no verve to all the events described. I promise improvement.

Now a little-praise (chronologically):

"in the cinema 2008":

01 - 12/01/2008 - I Am Legend
02 - 02/02/2008 - Cloverfield
03 - 20/02/2008 - Jumper
04 - 27.02. 08 - Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
05 - 03/01/2008 - There Will Be Blood
06 - 14/03/2008 - John Rambo
07 - 15/03/2008 - Fog
08 - 17/03/2008 - 10,000 BC
09 - 04/12/2008 - Doomsday
10 - 08/05/2008 - Iron Man
11 - 22/05/2008 - Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
12 - 15/06/2008 - Incredible Hulk
13 - 06/15/2008 -
Event 14 - 27/07/2008 - The X-Files: I Want To Believe
15 - 08/02/2008 - The Dark Knight
16 - 09/08/2008 - Hellboy II:
Golden Army 17 - 9/21/2008 - Babylon AD
18 - 27/09/2008 - Tropic Thunder
19 - 28/09/2008 - Star Wars: The Clone Wars
20 - 24/10/2008 - Eagle Eye
21 - 24/10/2008 - Max Payne
22 - 11/01/2008 - Midnight Meat Train
23 - 11.8.2008 - 007 Quantum of Solace

"Book 2008":

01 Brian Lumley - Necroscope 4 Dead Speech
02 Brian Lumley - Necroscope 5 Carrier
03 Dan Brown - The Da Vinci Code
04th Stephen King - Regulators
05. Stephen King - Cell
06th JK Rowling - Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
07th Stephen King - Lisey History
08th Hans Helmut Kirst - Volume 1 08 fifteenths
09th Hans Helmut Kirst - Volume 2 08 fifteenths
10th Hans Helmut Kirst - Volume 3 08 fifteenths
11th Richard Matheson - I Am Legend
12th Steven Gould - Jumper
13th Brian Lumley - Necroscope 6 Blood Brothers 14th
Jacek Piekara - Trinity Republic

May the following year was equally successful, and even more so.
What I wish you and (if anyone still looks here.)

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Idol Wanna Drink Your Sperm

I need a compass

Yeahh I got back on the blog after 108 days of absence and returned to Indy big screen after 19 years. Briefly about what for me - work and varsity (exactly in that order) so no time to write, no but the opportunity that I have not been at the premiere so I decided to quickly describe their impressions after the premiere of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull.


Maybe I'll start to like the Baltic Sea (the name of the Lodz film) was prepared for release. In the lobby, the audience waited for a table set with glasses of red wine, and in the terrarium and not only could see the "wild" animals for a snake, spider, lizard, etc.. Usher after przedarciu ticket gave me a razor Wilkinson from the sponsor, and when his grandmother sat in a chair with a snake around his neck declared konkursiwo "who will stand the cup in a spider gets a reward." WOW until all 3 people got a disc from the sponsor (radio eska - unless you somehow did not attached the comments to what the grandmother said.) Before the movie, of course, a heap of advertising and only 2 trailers.

(spoiler warning - highlight to read text )
group of Russian soldiers collecting the items around the world with paranormal properties to use them to build a weapon that will give them advantage over the Americans. One of these objects, which raises their special interest is the desert of Nevada in a military warehouse number 51 (any combination?). In this warehouse are artifacts found by the Americans, but this one may find only a Doctor Jones. Wait a minute, but where is Indy? Well, yes, I forgot to write that the trip was spent in the trunk.

of Indiana Jones films are not very good, they are just family films, with each played well, but for 19 years has grown to become a legend. Will Spielberg and Lucas responded to the this legend? In my opinion, YES! The movie has a good story, plenty of action, lots of good humor and a lot of improbable events (complete look). What do you want more than adventure. Harrison Ford, despite his age ruled supreme on the screen, Cate Blanchett, Irina played well, at the same time did not allow her to show their full ability. Many, if not most fans of Mr. Jones, said that Shia LaBeouf is a disaster for the movie, I just love this actor and his game did not disturb me.

mentioned the incredible events of, well, there are a lot of the film, but it was a lot of them in each of the films. When Arce killing of German soldiers and immortal knight guarding the Holy Grail, the survival of a nuclear explosion in household equipment does not seem all that unusual. I mentioned the ending, which did not reveal, however, was not hard to imagine him, in comparison with other parts, is holding a high level of uniqueness. At FilmWeb'ie after returning from the launch a lot of people have written as they are disappointed with this movie and mostly talked about this a little realism of certain events. In my opinion these small probability or even its absence is the essence of adventure, its magic. With the rest, it is something that no one previously did not mean that it is impossible. MythBusters proved this in one of its sections, in which the wallpaper took one of the scenes from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. It turns out that you can, just try it.

short film front, better than Temple of Doom, on par with the explorers and slightly weaker than the Last Crusade. I'm happy and in good heart, I can recommend this film to others, but remember this is the adventure film, is fun, do not take it too seriously, because from what I noticed in comments on FilmWeb'ie too many have committed this error.